I picked up a couple of cheap green lasers off ebay and they just showed up. I got them as cheap pigeon repellant, and they work great. Plus, they're super bright and you can see the beam at night.
Drew with an indiana jones style satchel, behavior learned from a friend. The satchel is almost always a woman's purse. Oh, and the whip? A cat toy wish a fish at the end of it.